As much as things suck,
As bad as they get,
If you got cheated on,
If you're broke or in debt...

If you're aging or balding
or get a cold sore,
Don't ever forget:
IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!

REMEMBER:
It Could Always Suck More!
(the world-famous, inspirational humor
message enjoyed by millions of people!)

If you're ever having a bad day or just need a little help
keeping things in perspective (or if you just want a laugh)...